GET READY FRIDAY MAY 26

M1-5 52 WALKER, CHO-HO
TALENTS THOW PARTY
friday may 26 10pm
CAUSE CELEB K.C. SPOONER
JANE IHA
GINTER BROOKS TAKAHASHI
THE AUNTS
SARA MARUCH
GINGET BROOKS TAKAHSHI TELLS RUNAWAYS WORK WITH ME IN QUOTES ON PRJECT RUNAWAY
DJ EZRA RUBIN DJ DERRIEERE DJ THE PUMPER

Kate Kunath explores TALENT!!!

WHO WILL WIN THE TROPHY?!!

any comments?

NEXT TALENT SECRET TALEN SHOW MARCH 17TH

11 PM gets it crackin'

Again, at M1-5, 52 Walker in CHO-HO Friday Night!!!
Bring it to the floor. Learne it and learn it WELL.
With y'all motherfuckers, it GOT 2 B SERIOUS.!!!!!!! Talent show like no other

Who is offering to do the door?

Your DJ's - DJ Ezra Rubin and DJ Derriere with Surprize DJ Guest!! Forcing you to the floor with BOOTY beatings!!!

CAN EILEEN MYLES PERFORM WITHOUT WORDS?

TARA DELONG: RAP RAPIST?

WILL PEACHES PERFOM?

DOES KALUP LINDZY HAVE 'ENUF SOUL? (ASK PATTI LA BELLE)

DO LEPRECHAUNS (A.K.A. TARA MATEIK) EXIST?

LA SCUOLA DE BATON CON LE SUE AMICHE AMY SILLMAN E PAM LINS???? HUH?

HOW LONG CAN BEC STUPAK KEEP IT UP? IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!?

HOW OLD IS MATT WOLF, REALLY?

among others
and you can sign up
hosted by your hostesses with the
as if you didnt know
you know how we eat ass

WHAT CARRIE MOYER'S SCHOOL OF CLOG DANCE PROTEST?

WILL CURTIS B. CARMAN MAKE HIS CURTAIN CALL?

THERE WILL BE GO-GO DANCING

"New York's newest, best and brightest talents, in a scintillating orgy of freakdom."
Brian Sholis, artforum.com

"They didn't let me in, and I wasn't on the list either. Liars!"
Roberta Smith, The New York Times, February 10, 2006

Thank you for your $5 contribution to our charity, this show, TALENT SHOW, like no other talent show, this one!

this is a really great angle

photos taken by janhavi, as seen through janhavi's lens, what is seen above is a selection of photos taken through the night of the first talent show taken by the one and only janhavi, through her electronic digital lens in fact these were not taken on celluloid or anything fibrous but rather taken with a camera.

So Many Hits, my Head hurts!

Don't you know we worked it out, even for the flyer.
and shit, practice the party looks then full on.
they're not digital.not yet. hold on a sec.
here's what you didn't see:


well yakkity yakkity yak. work was did before. don't call it easy.
the check doesn't just fall off of trees or light posts, those checks must be made.
and i heard the offer gets bigger as we go. do you believe?
we have a mother fuckin plan walked out with thigh high purple boots. do you believe? that doesn't come once in a blue (purple) moon. they will show up for the next talent with them on for sure, enough talent there.
and i heard a little iranian princess had had her way but wouldn't take the euros: what's up with that? i don't like euro either.
next time the award is in kronas.
this blog could likely freak you out but dont go worry.



what you should not have missed: deconstructed sport weight heels, shinique jeans effect ass, braces what waist, full on beaver football collar, that's not a lizard, gay queen completely polyester tight top, cut down the middle army, fag buckle, glasses who needs prescription when you should subscribe: talent show
now see, practice. workin it out. time. effort. TALENT.

Well, I never

Do you even KNOW that there was a HUGE check to be given away at Talent Show - I was like 17,OOO Euros and change. Do you remember who GOT it. We don't either! Hardbody was so drunk, and spurned the myriad advances of so many men - and women - that it was ALL I COULD DO to help her out. And when I wasn't helping her, I was ushering YOU to K8 Kunith's photo booth, where NYC's best and brightest TALENTS were portraitized. Nothing we did was immoral, contrary to popular belief. Who got the check. Hmmm. I was wearing Shinique Smith Jeans, perfect for 'vandals' and somebody said that they thought K8 looked like a hot lizard. Will they ever get into Talent Show again. Not likely, unless K8 wants them to. We DESERVED to be trashed, for all our work. Do you even know how HEAVY the clipboards we had to carry were - which we had to have in case we wanted to SIGN YOU up! Will there be a trophy for the next TALENT SHOW! Likely! And it is on Luck 'o The Irish day - March 17th - so the FREE DRINK Specials may include beer, or something shamrock-y, and you know that our DJ's, who performed LOVELY last time, will be exploring their Irish ROOTS, and NO, we are NOT talking Riverdance, because have you ever imagined a leprechaun drop it like it's hot. Did not think so. Did you see Ivan, Colleen, Raphael, Francis, and Todd at Talent Show. Of course you did - you know the BOLDFACE names!

Let's Get IT Started